RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
Now that is the Nutwood Plan to a "T" :o)
3 comments:
Hee heee! That made me laugh!
Beth
I'll try that plan with Coke (the drink of course)! I haven't had an alcoholic beverage for almost 4 years this April. I think I'm richer for it. (Hugs) Indigo
Indy, thanks for the comment. I have meant to tell you, congratulations on your four years sober :o)
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